WHO IS HOLEDAEMON?
Ronald Reagan's bloated corpse describes holedaemon as "a fucking cocksmooch." Beloved by all, holedaemon is known around the world for ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh goddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd im cummmmmmminggggggggggggggggg. When she's not slipping on banana peels, she can be found asking God for cheat codes to Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!. She is 26, a big transgender faggot and currently residing in the Pacific Northwest with her partner Ariel and their cat Goro.